Monday, November 17, 2014

Pumping Woes

Last Monday...



This morning, I could not find my badge once I got here. Normally in my cup holder, I changed purses this weekend and assumed I left it in the other one.
This is not an issue until I realize, at my desk, when I am ready to go down to pump b/c I am about to explode, you need to badge into the mother’s room.
I go ask Alex at the front desk. She calls security, they say it is facilities’ job. Facilities doesn’t open until 8 am.  I wait until 8 and call.  They say it is security’s job. I call security.  The guys is like, nooooo that’s not our thing, so I will check with my manager.
8:20, I need to pump for a damn 9 am meeting.  I call security again and they explain they are no longer allowed to let people into the Mother’s room.  Why b/c security is not trustworthy? But they are still trying to figure out what they can do.
So I go out to my car to TCOB.  So I get harnessed up almost fully and Rob calls and is like, are you sure you don’t have your badge?   So with a car seat in the way, I start searching under the seats and lo and behold I find my badge.
I pull my shirt down over the harness and wrap a scarf around myself and run inside to the mother’s room to pump.  And now I am heading to a meeting and I am not going to let security know that I found my badge b/c HELLO, why is there not a contingency plan for this?
Have a good Monday!  I have averted having a minor breakdown so things can only look up from here.

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